Federal Judge Makes Final Decision On Matt Kalil’s Lawsuit Against Ex-Wife Over P***s Size Claims
Federal judge makes final ruling in penis size case.
Former NFL player Matt Kalil married popular social media influencer Haley Kalil in a beautiful Hawaii ceremony in 2015. They initially seemed happy, but they quietly battled major physical intimacy and family planning differences for several years. Consequently, Haley filed for divorce in 2022, though both public figures initially claimed the split was entirely amicable.
They remained friends afterward while Matt moved on to remarry and welcome a new baby with another woman.
The relationship took a highly dramatic public turn after Haley appeared on a popular internet livestream interview. During the stream, she explicitly discussed her past bedroom issues and made shocking remarks about her ex-husband’s anatomy.
She compared his genitalia to stacked soda cans, claiming the extreme physical incompatibility left her in tears.
Matt Kalil Files Lawsuit
Matt Kalil (Image Credits: Imagn)
Kalil filed a major invasion-of-privacy lawsuit against his ex-wife, Haley Kalil.
He filed a $75,000 lawsuit in early 2026 alleging intense public humiliation. He argued that her viral commentary brought disturbing online harassment to his current wife and family.
He also claimed that Haley unjustly enriched herself by monetizing the massive surge in internet traffic. Unfortunately, he got some really bad news this week.
Judge Dismisses Shocking Lawsuit Over Kalil’s Anatomy Claims
Matt Kalil (Image Credits: Imagn)
A federal judge officially dismissed the high-profile invasion of privacy lawsuit filed by former NFL star Matt Kalil. The legal battle originally began after his influencer ex-wife, Haley Kalil, discussed their intimate marital issues online. Consequently, the judge firmly ruled that her viral livestream comments were fully protected under broad free speech laws.
Matt Kalil’s ex-wife’s comments about his penis, comparing it to “two Coke cans,” were “a matter of legitimate public concern,” court ruled today.
Matt’s lawsuit against his ex-wife dismissed. https://t.co/F16cV7v6px
— Rob Freund (@RobertFreundLaw) September 17, 2026
Judge John Schiltz stated that her highly specific remarks about his anatomy were “a matter of legitimate public concern.” He noted that because both individuals are well-known public figures, their high-profile divorce is a topic of public interest. Following the ruling, a relieved Haley expressed deep gratitude to reporters for the major victory.
This might be the most ridiculous legal ruling EVER 👀
A federal judge just ruled that a 6’7″, 315-pound former #4 overall NFL pick’s penis size is “a matter of legitimate public concern.”
His SI Swimsuit model ex-wife said it was “two Coke cans stacked on top of each other, maybe even a third,” that he was in the 0.01% of men, and that sex left her in tears.
She demonstrated the size with her arm on stream.
His new wife started getting DMs about it.
Lawsuit dismissed. Celebrity privacy is dead.
Wtf…
— SMB Attorney (@SMB_Attorney) September 17, 2026
She stated to TMZ, “I think this ruling is important and I hope it encourages women everywhere to speak openly.” Her lead attorney, Matthew Bialick, firmly agreed that women have every right to discuss their own personal history. He proudly noted, “No woman should need her ex-husband’s permission to tell the story of her own marriage.”
However, Matt Kalil is completely unsatisfied with this legal outcome and plans to continue fighting the decision. His attorney, Ryan Saba, directly announced to the media, “We intend to appeal this decision” very shortly.
