KFC logo & Astronomer CEO (Photos via Twitter/X)
Even Kentucky Fried Chicken is getting in on the jokes amid the Astronomer CEO’s saga.

Actually, he’s a former CEO now, having resigned on Friday, with the company revealing as much in a statement on Saturday.

Andy Byron’s tenure as the firm’s chief decision maker ended after he made one of the worst decisions of his life. The former CEO was caught red-handed snuggling up with the company’s HR head, who has since been placed on leave, while they were at a Coldplay concert in Boston on Wednesday night.

His affair was broadcast for the world to see, and he made it worse by trying to run away.

Former Astronomer CEO Could Learn A Valuable Lesson From KFC

Coldplay Concert cheaters (Photo via Twitter)
KFC knows a thing or two about keeping secrets, having kept their 11 herbs and spices classified for as long as they’ve been around. So they can spot a poorly kept one on sight.

The fast food chain threw some shade at Byron and Kristin Cabot following their Coldplay ordeal, taking to X, formerly known as Twitter, to state that their “sides are always HR approved.” 

We see what you did there…

Perhaps you could teach him how to keep things under wraps?

Fearne Cotton has broken her silence on split from husband Jesse Wood in her first TV interview since the breakup.

Joining Lorraine Kelly on Monday’s episode of the ITV show, the TV presenter, 43, also gave an health update after having two tumours removed from jaw.

Fearne announced her split from Jesse, the son of Rolling Stones bass guitarist Ronnie Wood, in December after 10 years of marriage.

She has since made swipes at Jesse and moved on with TV director Elliot Hegarty, with the pair having been seen kissing during a recent night out.

Fearne has had a difficult few months after undergoing surgery to remove two benign tumours from her jawline, just days before her split with Jesse emerged.

She told host Lorraine: ‘It’s all very amicable and kids are doing great. I am in a very good place.’place.’

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Fearne Cotton has broken her silence on split from husband Jesse Wood in her first TV interview since the breakup

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Fearne announced her split from Jesse, the son of Rolling Stones bass guitarist Ronnie Wood , in December after 10 years of marriage (both pictured in February 2024)

Discussing her recent surgery, she added: ‘I feel very grateful to have completely recovered.

‘I feel really good. I have a lot of people reaching out who have had the same thing.’

Davina McCall, 56, announced in November she’d been diagnosed with a colloid cyst, a rare type of benign brain tumour, and has supported Fearne.

She continued: ‘Everyone needs a Davina. She’s been amazing, weird that we had the same health thing going on at the same time. She’s so calming and we speak every day. She is just the best

It comes after Fearne has seemingly made another thinly-veiled dig at her ex-husband as she gushed that she is the happiest she’s ever been in a positive update.

Speaking to Scott Mills on his BBC Radio 2 breakfast show, Fearne gushed that she is ‘really happy’ and is ‘springing out of bed in the morning ready for life’.

Scott, who has known Fearne for 25 years, said he has never seen her ‘more positive or happier’, prompting Fearne to agree and reply: ‘Yeah I feel great!’