He must prefer Pepsi.

Matt Kalil is reportedly suing his ex-wife, Haley, over her “two Coke cans” comment.

Matt and Haley split after she filed for divorce in 2022. She disclosed the reason for the failed marriage late last year.

According to the SI Swimsuit model, they had a big problem…

Apparently, the former NFL star’s manhood was way too much for her. She compared it to a pair of Coke cans stacked on top of each other.

According to TMZ Sports, Kalil did not take kindly to the comment, although they must have made him a wanted man.

“TMZ Sports obtained the docs filed on Tuesday … in which the former Carolina Panther says Haley’s “invasive commentary” ruined his attempt at keeping out of the public eye after retiring from football,” the outlet reports.

The lawsuit says the invasion of privacy was a direct result of his former spouse’s claims. They came during an appearance on Marlon Garcia’s ‘Mar-Athon’ stream last November.

He says she “implied that the size of Plaintiff’s genitalia was a primary factor in the parties’ divorce and claimed that sexual intercourse with Plaintiff would leave her ‘in tears.’”

Haley likened said genitalia to“two Coke cans, maybe even a third,” claiming it factored into their split.

Matt Kalil Accuses His Ex-Wife Of Profiting From His Family’s Distress

Matt Kalil (Image Credits: Imagn)

According to the lawsuit, Matt has been subjected to “unwanted attention and invasive commentary from the public.” 

He also claims that members of his family “have been forced to endure the ongoing public circulation of these degrading and deeply personal statements.”

As for his new wife, she has received messages which were “increasingly frequent, disturbing, and alarming in nature over time.”

The former offensive tackle claims that his ex-wife has financially benefited from the attention. On the other hand, his family has been left to deal with the mess.

He is suing for invasion of privacy, claiming Haley disclosed “highly intimate and private facts regarding Plaintiff’s physical person and sexual life.”

He notes that she “received substantial financial benefit, increased viewership, increased engagement, and monetization through various social media platforms and media coverage.”

The former Panthers star is seeking damages of over $75,000.

Luka Doncic ‘destroys’ the Mavs on his return. Gets standing ovation and shows love to Mark Cuban

Luka Doncic hits 45 points in his first game in Dallas since being traded to the Los Angeles.

It’s rare for a home crowd to cheer the visiting team, but Luka Doncic’s return to Dallas was no ordinary night.

Just days before February’s trade deadline, the Mavericks shocked the NBA by sending their 26-year-old superstar to the Lakers—a move that outraged fans and sparked backlash toward GM Nico Harrison.

On Wednesday, Doncic played his first game back in Dallas since the trade. The arena was filled with fans in both his old Mavs and new Lakers jerseys, many chanting “Fire Nico” in protest.

Despite the emotion in the air, Doncic delivered a dominant performance, scoring a game-high 45 points to lead the Lakers to a 112-97 win. It was a powerful return for one of the league’s brightest stars—and a night Dallas won’t soon forget

The Mavericks pay tribute to Luka Dončić

While the Mavericks’ decision to trade Luka Doncic remains heavily criticized, they handled his return to Dallas with undeniable grace. The organization made sure his first game back as a Laker was met with respect and appreciation.

Every seat in the arena was draped with a T-shirt reading “Hvala za vse,” which translates from Slovenian to “thank you for everything.” It was a thoughtful nod to Doncic’s heritage and impact on the franchise.

Before tip-off, during the starting lineup announcements, the Mavericks played a tribute video showcasing some of Doncic’s most iconic moments in a Dallas jersey. The emotional gesture clearly resonated—moving Doncic to tears in front of the crowd that once called him their own.

Luka Doncic ‘DESTROYS’ his old team

Luka delivered a dazzling performance against his former team, putting up 45 points on 16-of-28 shooting, including 7-of-10 from beyond the arc. He also added 8 rebounds, 6 assists, and 4 steals in a game that showed exactly why he’s one of the best in the league.

From the opening tip, Doncic was locked in. By halftime, Doncic had racked up 31 points on 11-of-16 shooting in just 19 minutes—marking the 10th time in his career he’s scored 30 or more in a single half.

Though his scoring slowed in the second half, he continued to lead effectively, securing both a Lakers win and an unforgettable showing for the fans in Dallas.