There’s always been this running joke about Shaquille O’Neal’s personal life, and honestly, it’s not hard to see why. The man is a living giant—7’1″, broad as a fridge, and so much larger than life that even his presence in a room feels like an event. You can’t scroll through social media without stumbling on someone cracking up about how Shaq manages the logistics of dating women who barely come up to his chest, let alone anything more intimate. It’s the kind of curiosity that’s half genuine, half just people entertaining themselves, but it never really goes away.

What’s great is, Shaq has never been the type to get offended or shut it down. He laughs right along with everyone else, sometimes even louder. In interviews, he’ll lean into the jokes, making fun of himself, tossing out one-liners that make even the hosts double over. That’s his superpower—he makes you feel like you’re in on the joke, not laughing at him but with him. And maybe that’s why, no matter how ridiculous the speculation gets, he always comes out looking even cooler.

But beneath all the jokes and memes, it’s clear that Shaq’s appeal isn’t just about his size. He’s got this charisma—this easy, warm energy that draws people in, whether he’s on the court dominating a game or just clowning around on TV. Women have never been a problem for him, and you get the sense that it’s not just because he’s famous, but because he’s genuinely fun to be around. Still, people can’t help but wonder about the details. Unless he’s dating someone from the WNBA, how does it work? How does a guy that big even fit in a regular bed, let alone handle the rest? The fascination never really stops.

But Shaq just keeps rolling with it, as unbothered as ever. It’s part of his legend now—the gentle giant with the quick wit, who’s just as comfortable making fun of himself as he is dunking over someone. Maybe that’s why people keep asking: because he makes it all look so easy, even the stuff that should be impossible.

Well, apparently that is just not the case.

During an April interview on The Pivot Podcast, Shaq was asked about the challenges of being his size and having s3xual relationships. Shaq tried to dodge the question but Channing Crowder wouldn’t let him off the hook until he got an answer.

“It’s all about geometry. 7’1”, and look. The head is right there, and the mid-section is right where it needs to be. Geometry. That’s why you gotta arch that back.”

REPORT: Two Western Conference Contenders Enter the Race to Sign DeMar DeRozan After Miami Heat Failed to Offer an Acceptable Contract

DeMar DeRozan (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images)
The DeMar DeRozan sweepstakes now includes the Sacramento Kings and the San Antonio Spurs. The most recent information follows rumors that the Miami Heat cannot extend a competitive offer to the six-time NBA All-Star.

The Kings and Spurs, previously mentioned as competitors to sign Utah Jazz forward Lauri Markkanen, have suddenly entered the discussion over DeRozan, even if the LA Lakers are still linked to him.

DeRozan played with the Spurs for three seasons before signing a sign-and-trade agreement with the Chicago Bulls. Including the forward in their lineup caused the Spurs to miss the playoffs twice and experience one first-round elimination. In his three seasons with the Bulls, DeRozan has just once advanced to the postseason.

Barry Jackson posted, “Kings have talked to the Bulls about DeRozan sign and trade, per source. Spurs are also now another possibility. Despite DeRozan interest in Miami, the Heat is not in a position to give him what he’s seeking at this time… Heat will hope the opportunity on some player it wants arises this summer.”

The most recent information follows rumors that DeRozan’s camp will decide within a day. Now that it appears the Miami Heat will withdraw from the competition, three clubs are in the running, barring a team that signs Markkanen